BREAKING: “IF WE LOSE THE HOUSE, TRUMP’S PRESIDENCY IS OVER!” Speaker Johnson says the words we’re all dying to hear in stunning admission that should give us all the motivation we need to organize, mobilize, and take back our country this November!

Speaking with the media, Mike Johnson said “Trump needs all four years, not just two, to fix the mess. And that’s what we need. If we lost the midterms, heaven forbid, if we lost the majority in the House, it would be the end of the Trump presidency in a real effect.

So we’ve got to keep this going. And I think we’re excited to put our candidates on the field to explain all this to the people.”

Sure thing, Mr. Johnson! We’re sure the American people can’t wait to hear that actually, the economy is doing well, it’s good that healthcare prices are through the roof, the price hikes from Trump’s tariffs aren’t real, and we’re all made safer by ICE agents shooting mothers and breaking the ribs of grandfathers so that immigrant kids can be thrown into a concentration camp and be given maggoty food.

However, for once, Johnson is right about one thing. If they lose the House, Trump’s agenda is OVER, and he’ll be a lame duck for two years.

We can bring this runaway train of dictatorial madness to a screeching halt by retaking Congress and replacing Trump’s enablers with progressives who will stand up for our democracy, for human rights, and for the things that make America truly great.

Let’s get to it, and make Johnson’s nightmare become a beautiful reality for the rest of us.